gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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cinnamid:

The bees never bothered me anyway 

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bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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nishofficial:

Chill chill

nishofficial:

Chill chill

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relahvant:

hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

i have never seen a more disappointed dog in my life

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straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(

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artgods:

More like when you see your wife comin at you with a golf club

artgods:

More like when you see your wife comin at you with a golf club

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